"I've always wanted to be a cheerleader. I was a gymnast for a long time, so I think I have what it takes. Everyone knows that cheerleaders run the school. Being popular is nice, but I really want to be a cheerleader because I'm an undercover perv! I love that cheerleading routines are basically one big panty flash to the whole school! So many guys get hard watching them, even the teachers and principals. I think it's so hot. I can't wait till I'm the one making everyone in the auditorium hard!"
